Saturday, September 20, 2008

Juz sharing u guys with some funny incident i encouter.

Yesterday. i send one of the order sumwhere at tampines. It was a malay house. Okay. A makcik greet me. As usual i gave her orders and tell dem the bill.

Sham: Cik sume bill nye $31.70 (total bill $31.70)
Makcik: Okay nie ada $32 (here is $32)
Sham: Okay jap eh cik duit tukar nye 30sen. (change 30cents)
Makcik: Alla.. tak payah la nak.. belen tu cik bagi duit raya k.. (keep the change like ang pow $)
Sham: (dgn cara spontan, muke selamba) Eh eh cik.. 30sen duit raya time bapak saya tackle mak saya. (30sen ang pow during my dad flirt wif my mum)
Makcik den laugh so loud, i swear it can wake up her neighbour who might be sleeping. lol... She noes dat i was joking. I dunno. it juz came out of my mouth instantly. I laugh my way down to my bike. hahahaha..... cant believe a customer i treat like my friend. lol...


Okay another incident. i went to johor alone juz now. Incident at Woodlands checkpoint towards Singapore. At the security check point. i was inspected by an indian Sergeant.

SGT: (check my pouch, pocket, sweater, under bike seat thoroughly)
SGT: Asal takde rokok? (why no ciggarrettes)
Sham: Tak isap rokok ar geant (i neva smoke ar geant - short for sergeant)
SGT: Serius
Sham: Aku isap sheesha je ar.. ( i smoke sheesha only)
Sham: rokok takle bawak masuk, sheesha leh bawak masuk kan (if ciggy cannot bring in, sheesha can right)
SGT: haha... mcm2 ar kau.. da2 jln2..
I gave him a good laugh and CABOT!!!
cant believe i make fun of the custom officer like my friend

Kinda bored 2 strangers b my victim. Hahahahaha....

I didnt mean to make fun of dem. as long as dey noe im joking.
I also cant help it. juz came out from my mouth suddenly.
lol... lets see whos next...
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